What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:26
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
What is it like to wear a kilt?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What is your worst experience in life?
He : I'm 24.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : Thank you.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : I don't drink
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Sure.